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Liquid Confidence

that-wouldbeme:

the-worst-url:

theyellowbrickroad:

who has the worst url on tumblr.com

that would be me

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you 

mumblemess:

#I’m sorry, Potter. But you can’t cockblock this time, just this one time.Give your best friends this one chance to go on a date, will you?

• *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
• *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
• *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
• *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer

wholove:

I REMEMBER HAVING TO PUT THE BOOK DOWN JUST TO GO: